'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Fun story time. Okay, so I reblogged this the other day like “lol when I’m in school I loose that bitch constantly.” But its summer break, so not much pen usage. Then I had to fill out paperwork for my new job. I finally found a single pen in all 300 of my pensils. Not only did I lose it within 3 seconds, I looked everywhere for it. Solid 10 minuets looking around the couch, my paperwork, outside, my room. My only pen. Finally gave up and asked my roommate, he gave me one and I filled all my shit out. Then I had to pee. Walked into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, I put it behind my ear. Had it the whole time.